The Grimm Ben record label

The Thing shows up in some random places, but one of the strangest places for ol' Ben Grimm to appear, in my opinion, has been on a vinyl 45 for a Jamaican reggae label. And thus, we shall briefly discuss the Grimm Ben record label, or as I see it, that one time Ben and Johnny had a wild idea to become music executives, only to somehow uncover a nefarious plan by Doc Doom to destroy the Fantastic Four once and for all with reggae.

In the 1970s and early '80s, reggae DJ and record producer Jah Thomas oversaw the Grimm Ben label that released a couple dozen records, each bearing the image of the Thing on the vinyl discs. I was able to grab the above 45 with "Pants and Blouses" by Ranking Toyan on one side and "Major Disease Dub Part 2" on the other. Hey, do we want to listen to "Pants and Blouses"? Why not:

The label is obviously unauthorized, but that didn't stop our friends from Jamaica from not only using Ben Grimm's full name, but also slapping his face on the records as well. Give the people what they want, and what they want is the Thing, Marvel approved or not!

I'd love to know who drew the image that adorns this label. Also, according to a random '80s issue of Dazzler, the Thing knows how to play the saxophone. Do with that what you will.

It's worth pointing out that there is also a soul band named the Fantastic Four that was active around the same time, but as far as I know, wasn't connected to the Grimm Ben label. What a Marvel Two-in-One that could have been!

ALSO! My friends, I have moved on from Twitter.

This is for a few reasons. First, let's face it, Twitter has been swirling the drain for the last few years (if only we could determine what happened a few years ago), and in recent months, interactions there have just been terrible. I joined Twitter over a decade ago and it has helped my comic book career by connecting me with a lot of great artists, creators and publishers, but it was time to go.

Next, Twitter is making some rather aggressive moves to force all of its users to allow their content to be used to train their AI program. That's dumb, and I hate it, and that's a good enough reason to leave in and of itself.

I'd love to spend less time on social media in general, but for now, I've migrated to Bluesky, and I hope you'll follow me there if you'd like!

One last thing about Twitter's AI plans - I made sure to delete all of my previous tweets (a bittersweet moment, but what can you do) by using the program Redact. It took a really long time, but in the end it wiped my page clean.

As Tobias Fünke would say, I've made ANUSTART.